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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: Earth vs. the Spider A giant spider terrorizes a town and kills a guy by draining the fluids from him. Also riffed was the short: "Speech: Using Your Voice". Intro: Crow hosts a talk show, "Inside the Robot Mind" Segment One: The Mads invent the Cheese Phone, Frank eats it and gets sick. Joel invents a hairdryer CD player Segment Two: Crow has written a screenplay, "Earth vs. Soup", the crew acts it out. Segment Three: The crew puts on a rock opera inspired by the movie which prompts a visit from a custodian. Segment Four: The crew makes creepy crawlers and Joel has a rant about toy safety. Segment Five: The 'bots have homework; Tom Servo goes over the themes of Bert Gordon's movies, and Crow has Bert Gordon's fictitious biography. Frank throws up on the console. Stinger: A clip from the short on poor speaking skills.