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Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a tragic skydiving accident. The NSA shanghais Xander to help them bust up a dangerous group of anarchists � and what an amazingly well-organized and thorough group of anarchists they are � by using his skills at pulling the most extremely off da heezy-fo-sheezy stunts ever, bi-atch.